Before

The Chaotic Brief

Imagine on one tiring stressful day, you receive instructions like this:

Title: customer service stuff and logins notes for team (june 2026) ok so we need to make sure everyone is on the same page with complaints because last week sarah accidentally refunded someone twice lol. anyway if a customer emails saying the software crashed and they lost data first check if it’s a tier 1 or tier 2 bug. tier 1 is just local cache usually tell them to clear cookies or try incognito. if that doesn’t work it’s tier 2. login for the admin dashboard is techadmin@company.com password is Password2026! (change this later guys). wait no don’t give them refunds for tier 1. for tier 2 we need to log it in Github under ‘bug reports’ and tag dev-team. tell the customer we are looking into it and will email within 24 hours. templates for emails are in the shared drive i think under marketing? or maybe operations folder? someone look. oh also if they want a refund and it’s a tier 2 bug we can give max 1 month free credit but if they scream and want cash back send them to dave (dave@company.com). do not send dave angry people unless they explicitly ask for a manager. passwords for the stripe account is under the shared 1password vault under ‘finance’. make sure to log all complaints in the excel sheet so we can track monthly stats. text dave if the whole server goes down completely do not use email because he doesn’t check it on weekends.

now we know why you are MAAAD all the time.

My job is to turn that disaster, into the “After” document.

After

Customer Support & Bug Resolution Protocol

💡 Quick Summary: This guide outlines how to classify customer software issues, issue refunds, and escalate major bugs to the engineering team.

System Credentials & Emergency Contacts

System / RoleAccess Link / ContactCredentials / Protocol
Admin Dashboardtechadmin@company.comPassword2026!
(Rotate layout soon)
Stripe (Billing)1Password Shared VaultLook under the ‘Finance’ folder
Dave (Manager)dave@company.comEscalations only: Transfer if they ask for a manager
Server EmergencyText Dave directlyDo not email on weekends; text only

Bug Classification & Escalation Workflow

Tier 1: Minor Bug (Local Issues)

  • Criteria: Local cache issues, software crashes that can be resolved locally.
  • Resolution Steps:
    1. Instruct the customer to clear their browser cookies.
    2. Have them try using an Incognito/Private window.
  • ⚠️ Important: Do not issue refunds for Tier 1 issues.

Tier 2: Major Bug (System Issues)

  • Criteria: System-wide data loss or unresolved crashes after Tier 1 troubleshooting.
  • Resolution Steps:
    1. Log the issue in GitHub under ‘Bug Reports’.
    2. Tag the @dev-team.
    3. Reply to the customer using the support templates found in the Shared Drive > Operations Folder.
    4. Promise an email update within 24 hours.

Tier CRITICAL: Full Server Down

  • Text Dave immediately. Do not use email.

Refund & Compensation Policy

System / RoleAccess Link / ContactCredentials / Protocol
Admin Dashboardtechadmin@company.comPassword2026!
(Rotate layout soon)
Stripe (Billing)1Password Shared VaultLook under the ‘Finance’ folder
Dave (Manager)dave@company.comEscalations only: Transfer if they ask for a manager
Server EmergencyText Dave directlyDo not email on weekends; text only

⚠️ Mandatory Administrative Rule: Every single customer complaint, regardless of tier, must be logged in the Team Excel Sheet for monthly stats tracking.